time published the world’s 100 most influential people in its may bumper issue. on the list is the infamous bernie madoff who do away 65 billion from hedge funds and made the ponzi scheme popular again adding salt to wound of the already fragile economy. then we have one of the most famous vegan of our time and daughter of ex-beattle, stella mccartney who’ll make you embarrased of stuffing that crispy chicken into your mouth; while designing handbags, shoes and yet still manages the home and 3 beautiful children all at the same time. environmentalists, philantropists, the obamas and the whole lot. now if zac efron and sarah palin managed to make the list, i’m sure it wouldn’t be that difficult for our dear leader not to. there’s no reason why the infamous kim jong il be left out of the list, which he should be put up there side by side with zac and maybe next to joaquin guzman.
while the world is fighting off the h1n1 influenza strain, infecting mexico, australia, canada, the states and all. our dear leader decides to conduct an icbm test of the taepodong-2; to put a satellite up the orbit. and why would you want a satellite up there mr. kim? gee… think it’ll be a great way to broadcast patriotic songs to my fellow citizens replied our dear leader.
and while the world continue their search for the missing air france flight 447 and whatever thats remain of it; God bless their souls, mr. kim decides to conduct a nuclear test. he said he’ll do it, watch as it detonates underground. sending shock waves, whole lot japanese and the un security council screaming. the north intent on breaking the 5 decade old armistice with the south.
oh wait, the world is in roland garros watching roger federer win his 14th grand slam title. our dear leader decides to put 2 american journalist on trial and subjecting them to hard labor. i sure hope that they can sing the north korean national anthem or if not a james bond theme song, any james bond theme. i’m sure mr. kim would be glad to sing along. an avid fan of the movies, mr. kim would do reruns of hollywood flicks and one of his many favorites is none other than ian flemming’s super spy.
to mr. kim, leaving a lasting legacy of respect and fear of the rogue nation is his utmost priority. everyone deserve respect, and many crave for attention. but without kim jong il , some other rogue nation would have to fill the void in mr. obama’s presidency. years of failed assasination on fidel castro, the tamil tiger’s done for, the russians are too busy drilling oil and the oligarchs buying up football club, chinese sailors stripping to their underwear. yep, mr. kim would fit the bill perfectly.
who else would influence the world so much with its beck and call, threatening again and again to test long range ballistic missiles and ’satellites’. everyone would jump at the news of missing plutonium in his stockpile. i’ve got nothing against zac, but no one would jump if he chipped a finger nail or have split ends. mr. kim definitely deserves a place in time’s most influential, maybe that’s what he wants desperately.
